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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Announcement..

I decided I'm gonna be seeing women for a change..

Doesn't matter whether single, engaged, married, or even pregnant.. Hell, I'm gonna be seeing mostly pregnant women!

I used to hate XX species, it's a mutual thing, women never liked me! Their first impression of me was always negative, no exceptions! I bet even when my mom first saw me she was thinking: "I'm gonna be having alot of trouble with this one!" lol

So now, I'm giving women a last chance, and they better like me this time.. I'm gonna be exclusively seeing women for 2 months.. I can't say I'm not scared! I like men, they like me too.. I never had trouble with XYs, they're straight forward! -some exceptions ofcourse-

Women are so undulating & serpentile when it comes to relationships.. They act like they like you, when in fact they hate your guts! Perhaps they hate me because I don't do that? I can't smile in the face of someone I don't like, is that a crime?

As I said, this is their last chance, and they better like me, I got the drugs! *evil grin*

No people I'm not turning lesbian, I still haven't given up on my man yet, I'm just starting a gynecology rotation in the university hospital!


I always imagined me being the only doctor on a plane when a woman gets in labor, *I watch alot of Drama series, I admit* so by the end of this year, I'm gonna be able to hop on a plane confident that I can be in charge ;)


18 Comments:

fire alarm said...

Hehe, sounds like "fun!" Keep us posted on what ends up happening. Good Luck.

-OT- said...

and I thought u were actually coming out of the closet! That story would've been much more exciting :P

G said...

lI had to make it blurry at the beginning to keep you interested, i succeeded lol

The Solar Alchemist said...

hey jewelz, my mom teaches at the college here, and she won't even think of teach girls, she says they're too much of a headache :p.
Oh and don’t get some pissed at a woman that you give them an overdose on something :p!

G said...

I'll probably be handing out hypnotics before my shift, so that when I hit the floor all the women have probably dosed off already.. Wait till the guys vindicating me read this, i'll be thrown out of heaven in a jiffy!

The Solar Alchemist said...

yeah like they have the keys to heaven! just do your best and let the talkers talk

ghoweljlsfqwef said...

Is that your picture? I'd love to get a doctor like you treating me!!

G said...

Oh, the famous son of the dot has finally browsed my humble blog, what an honor :P
Yeah that's me, I treat people with my looks lol

The Krispy Dixie said...

hahahahaha so that's what you meant by "seeing women"!! :P

My friend just came off a Gyno rotation... he was there for like four weeks and every weekend we would ask him if he'd gone gay yet....

The answer was no..... apparently he didn't associate what he was looking at with women... :/

Bassem said...

leaving KFAFH?! O_o?!
i guess the uni is more fun..
plus there's the chance you'd spot a cute dr walking with crutches or something :P

Gynecology is the proof that i will NEVER understand women or anything related to them! i simply don't get it/them!

well then hopefully the plan dream will come true !

SaRo0Na said...

LoooooooooooooOL!
u got me there!
i was like :| huh?! is she serious!
lol
yalla wish u all the best of luck doc ;)

ahmed said...

To bassem:

Male doctors whether they are saudis or not, tend/LOVE to marry behind their wives back. Believe it or not, I know like 9 doctors, 5 Saudis and 4 are non-saudis, ALL either are married to another wife or looking for. LOL i guess u know that already, some docs get married to their own students! others marry nurses!! Jewelz, Make SURE u dont meet any of those hehe

My head said...

Tell me how it feels when u find the woman :)

G said...

KD: hey nice to see you here :) you know, i have never EVER seen a gay gynecologist.. and believe me I've seen many! 90% of them are really sweet and handsome and very funny actually..
I guess gay men would seek gynecologists, but would never become one lol

Bassem: keda? I leave kfafh to see u in kauh, then I find out you were having a surgery there? :P u have 2 months to run around in those crutches in the first floor around the gyne ward, i'm leaving to King Faisal Specialist then..

Saroona: LoooL I think my blog's gonna be hacked soon.. someone won't get to the part where I say I was joking!
Thanks for the visit and the comment sweets :)

ahmed: One of the consultants we have right now is not Saudi, got married to a Saudi woman and came to work here, he got the nationality a few years back; divorced his Saudi wife, and got married to a woman from his original country.. talk about being ungreatful! :(

Your Head: umm, did u actually read the whole post or just the first few lines? lol

j.cutie: I hope dr. waleed never hits my blog :S that put aside, any doctor can make a hell lot of money if he chooses to! being a doctor nowadays is >60% business!

The Solar Alchemist said...

Lool....
I was readying threw the comments and read the one by (my Head). needless to say I made a sceen at work mostly of me laughing so hard i was coughing :p

My head said...

I did ,why INSPECTOR JEWELZ ?

Bassem said...

Ahmed.. let me just say.. what was it about my comment or even jewelez post that made u think of this?! that's weird!

well.. it's not as epidemic as u make it appear but that's true it's pretty recognizable
i've heard of some of those cases and i know a saudi dr who married a student as a 2nd wife.. a couple of years ago there was a rumor he divorced her and married another student :S
why would ANY girl accept that is beyond me!
but i think this thing is more prevelant in the older generation and it's going to lessen with the new one or so i hope
non- saudi doctors r the ones whot end to marry nurses

wo ya5y malk da3wah eza jewelz wants to be one of them O_o

cutie, read what i told ahmed and not everyone is him
and u know what.. i'm not gonna be that ;) that's enough for me and my future wife i think

jewlez, gyne docs are sweet, handomse and funny?! O_o?! r u sure?!!!! i think you're mistaken!

and i was there and stated i was going to do it there but u didn't bother to ask or visit :( i was in the orthopedic ward!
well i spend a lot of time in the 1st floor but never went to the gyne wards!
mainly we're in the 3rd for medicine wards

and it's business if u want it to be that

Lamya said...

First i my collegue is a gay gynae.He is adorable,but fabulously gay.So they do exist.Then,obs/gyn is very hazardous.I had my hand and ribs broken already lol.And 3rd,good luck to d jewels,ur going to be just fine..