OJ, you rock!

And by OJ ofcourse I mean orange juice lol

Yep, I'm on call again.. It feels like I'm still hung over from last time.. But don't worry, I'm not gonna bore you -dear diary- with the minute to minute details.. Now that I look back, that post was laaaame lol looks like i did nothing but eat! (like SOMEone so kindly pointed that out :P)

I;m gonna talk instead about the the 8th of February..
My sisters' friends were planning a surprise birthday for the both of them.. They wanted it to be in our house to dramatize it.. So since my mom is out of town, I had to escort the baby sisters OUT of the house, to give the mischivous friends a time to pimp our home lol

We went to balsamico, me, my husband, and the twins.. As soon as we sat, my husband threw an arm around me and pulled me close, in a very casual way.. Then suddenly, the waiter comes sailing across the restaurant shouting: la la la ma yenfa3 keda, mosh men awwalha! (loosely translated to: no no no, this won't work, not so soon..)

We all stared back at him trying to decode the loud yet not so clear message!? are these seats taken? what the hell is he upset about..

Long story short, he thought I was with my boyfriend, and that he was up to a night of PDA.. My face turned purple with rage and embarrassment, we weren't the only ones in the restaurant, and now everybody was looking our way! He is insane, and if I had the whole night, I would've had him fired and sent back to his home town.. He left all the "actual" dates, and came to us? He then goes on saying: This is a public place with no partitions as u can see!

WTF are you talking about?
Then my brave sister Ache starts shooting back: She's his wife!! what the hell are u talking about?

My husband and i were still under a spell of mixed anger, rage, and embarrassment.. So ache takes the matter into her own hands and starts yelling back: Don't you think that if we had something to hide we would be in a less "open" place, with probably more partitions as u put it?

The stupid waiter then asks if we could prove that we're married if the hay2a showed up!!!?!?

I was speechless, but i managed to gesture to everyone that I'm leaving this sucker to ride up his own ass.. But then he's probably too constipated to do that!

Anyway, they tried to calm me down, I made it clear I don't wanna see the loser's face for as long as I'm in the place.. He never showed up..

Anyway.. The stupid guy set the mood for a perfect "dont expect us to be doing something unusual for your birthday" day.. lol

Hold on a sec..

Ok back.. Morphine? Anyone? ;)

Anyway, so after balsamico, we head back home, my sister pulls out the key to open the door.. The key gets stuck.. it's like they're trying hard not to have a surprise birthday! So I knowck the door hoping their friends would seize the moment and take advantage.. and oh yes they did.. They jerked the door and screamed "SURPRIIIIISE"!!! I was so jealous I wished it were my birthday too lol..

They were so shocked, they couldn't talk for like 5 minutes! one of them started fixing her hair and the other one kept a hand on her mouth for like 5 more minutes! Honestly, their reaction? priceless!

then there was cake, then there were gifts! They got them a set of KARAOKE! totally cool, I'm gonna move back to my parents' house lol

We ended up playing bidoon kalam, which is the one where you act a movie and your team has to guess the title.. You would think it's easy, but next time u play this game use the following movies:

Chronicles of narnia (yup, that's right.. they had to act that title, any ideas?)
The Shawshank redemption
Amistad
Hansel and Gretel
Stigmata

It was a nice game.. some of the girls were really creative, some were dumb & boring lol I had a really good time although I met most of them for the first time.. I'm glad the twins had a blast, and I'm REALLY glad they didn't see it coming!

I got them a pair of necklaces, one had the symbol of their horoscope, and the other one had the first letter of her name.. They say they like it, I hope they're being honest!

That's it for now.. who knows what this on call has to offer..

Seriously, no more coffee for me, it's OJ all the way!